Hi, how yoou doin? My name is Alejandra, call me Aleja or Ale or Bellatrix. I live in Colombia (however I spend most of the time in Narnia). Michael Jackson and Helena Bonham Carter are the king and queen of my life. But I’m also obsessed with Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Mika, Colin Firth and Matthew Perry.

I’m awkward, I don’t feel comfortable in any social situation, I always end up pushing people away, I’m not interested in people, I hate everyone, I consider myself asocial and asexual… but lol not with celebrities

The only thing I do in my life is watch movies and tv shows, read books, and then blog about how those things have ruined my life making me suffer with perfect fictional characters and ships. My profession is Fangirl-Hardcore Shipper. I’m a Slytherin girl, and Death Eater in training (yes Bellatrix is my tutor).

You’re meeting me at a very strange time in life, because I’m proud of myself because I’m weird, and lazy, and egocentric. Without mentioning a monster, and infectious human waste, good luck trying to save me! … Anyway, the point is that you can feel free to talk me, I do bite, but on the internet I can’t, so

My spirit animals are Mrs. Lovett, Bellatrix and Marla Singer. Occasionally Dory from Finding Nemo. My patronus is a spider. That’s because I’m a spider, also a potato and a cucumberbatch (not the ordinary kind)

Celebrities: Michael Jackson. Helena Bonham Carter. Mika. Colin Firth. Johnny Depp. Tim Burton. Matthew Perry. Jennifer Aniston. Daniel Radcliffe. Emma Wattson. Rupert Grint. Tom Felton. Alan Rickman. Ralph Fiennes. Jason Isaacs. Helen McCrory. Evanna Lynch. Clémence Poésy. Robert Downey Jr. Jude Law. Gary Oldman. Edward Norton. Marion Cotillard. Keira Knightley. Meryl Streep. Elizabeth Taylor. Natalie Portman. David Tennant. Billie Piper. Matt Smith. Karen Gillan. Emma Stone. Alexandra Breckenridge. Chris Colfer. George Harrison. Taylor Momsen. Florence Welch. Syd Barrett. David Fincher.

Tv. Shows: Friends. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Camelot. Downton Abbey. 30 Rock. The Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. The Walking Dead. American Horror Story. New Girl. Touch. Pretty Little Liars. Glee. Birdsong. The Addams Family. The Munsters. Alf. Frasier. Just Shoot Me!

Music: Michael Jackson. Pink Floyd. The Beatles. Mika. Florence+The Machine. The Pretty Reckless. Adele. Nightwish. Helloween. Epica. Apocalyptica. Evanescence. Era. Rammstein. Depeche Mode. Erasure. INXS. Duran Duran. Cindy Lauper. Paula Abdul. Janet Jackson. Queen. Bon Jovi. Mötley Crüe. Kiss. Black Sabath. Judas Priest. Iron Maiden. Led Zeppelin. The Clash. Sex Pistols. Elvis Presley. Jackson 5/ The Jacksons. Coldplay. Franz Ferdinand. The Killers. Maroon 5. Beyoncé. Jessie J. Lana Del Rey.

OTPs: Bellamort. Snily. Rose/Ten. River/Eleven. Johnlock. Mondler. Ross/Rachel. Brittana. Klaine. Sweenett. Tilena. Depparadis. Smillan. Michael and Diana Ross (that’s right)

So if you don’t love any of the things I love, I hate you.

Useless information: Here is my twitter, lastfm and lol I don’t have facebook